Would anyone be up to helping me re-think Z’s history over skype? I’d greatly appreciate the help. 


It’s been a long time and I’ve missed her greatly. Anyways, I’m wiping all of my old posts and completely rebooting her. There will probably be some changes made to her bio as well and there could be a URL change in the near future.


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  • when or if I started shipping it: It happened pretty fast. I think I started doing the pair in September, and I was pretty into it after less than a week or so.
  • my thoughts: WOOOHOOO! ERIK GOT LAID!
  • what makes me happy about them: Everything.
  • what makes me sad about them: Also, everything.
  • who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:  For Ziva, probably Joe or someone who’s absolutely disgusting and filthy. For Erik.. Hmm, Mystique or Emma Frost?
  • my happily ever after for them: They have some kids, get married, and wage war against humanity.
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon: He’s the big spoon, she’s the little spoon.
  • what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Drunken cuddling..?
CONFESS (lots)

Your abs. Fuck. I love your abs. Uh, your eyes. Your lips. Your hands.. And your ass. You have a really, really, really great ass.


I have an affinity for poison and toxins.




Happy Hanukkah!

We all remember the KFC Double Down: the sandwich that replaced bread with fried chicken and changed our lives for the fatter. Just in time for Hanukkah, the Jewish Journal has created the Latke Double Down, which replaces the bread with latkes, aka fried potato pancakes. They fill theirs with lox. We filled ours with brisket, because brisket.

Sandwich Monday: The Latke Double Down : The Salt

Photo: NPR